A few weeks ago I submitted my first talk to a technical conference. I honestly didn’t even begin to think I’d get anywhere with it this year, but hoped that it’d all be good practise. As I expected, it got rejected and my friends who’d been involved with the selection process told me it was a close call. Then just over a week ago, an excited Harrie Verveer got back in contact saying they’d like me to talk after all. Amazing news!!! Then the realisation that I’ll be talking in front of a crowd of professionals - terrifying.
I genuinely couldn’t have got this far without all the help from my friends. In fact, I hadn’t planned on submitting to this conference, it’s only because Harrie asked me to submit that I even considered it.
I’ve been attending technical conferences for the past 5 years, all thanks to David and Katherine Goodwin of Pale Purple. They convinced me (though it didn’t take much) to go to PHP UK way back in 2006. I thoroughly enjoyed it and have been attending them ever since (and others besides). For me, conferences give me overviews to topics and allowing me to check my knowledge on a subject against other professional developers. I then spend time investigating further to the subjects that interest me most.
I don’t overly subscribe to the whole “Speakers are rockstars of the PHP world” aspect of conferences, though I do enjoy talking to people who have lots of experience with a technology. I hope to some day give back to the conference community that has inspired me so much.
So now, for the first time, I’m setting off down the road of preparing for a conference. I’ve no doubt it’s going to be a nerve racking ride - quite literally, I get very nervous talking in front of people, though I know I’ll enjoy it eventually. Talking to my many speaker friends, I’m starting to realise the effort that goes into every talk I see at these events.
My rough plan of attack for not making a complete fool out of myself in front of between 1 and 300 delegates (most likely near the 1 end of the spectrum), is as follows:
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Research - gathering resources, read as much as I can
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Blog - I’m writing a technical blogpost that follow on from my talk
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Draft - Write my talk, bounce it around my fantastic technical friends who’ll more than likely put me straight
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Create - Divide the talk into slides, ensure they flow, apply a theme, make it punchy, the usual fun stuff
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Practise - I’m lucky that my girlfriend is a teacher, though it’ll bore the hell out of her, she can help me with my delivery
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Practise - I work with a great bunch of technical minds only too willing to correct me when I go wrong, or ask tricky questions
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Practise - I’ve scheduled myself in for talks at various PHP user groups and I’m hoping the practise in front of similar audiences will help be the final preparation for the talk
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Deliver - By this time, I’m hoping to be sick of my talk, so fed up of it that the prospect of getting it over with will be so good that I’ll be looking forward to getting up on stage.
Looking back at the preparation, this looks like a lot of effort. I hope it gets easier with experience, assuming I get accepted to future conferences.
Over the next few months, I’ll be writing about my first ventures into speaking at a conference. I’ve no doubt it’ll be a challenge and perhaps people can give me pointers on how to make it easier. The goal of these blog posts is to inspire others to do the same. Write your first proposal. If you want to know how hard it can be, stay tuned and I’ll do my best to describe it to you.